Back to: People Jokes : Comic Book Jokes Q: Why is everyone jealous of Catwomans boyfriend? A: Because he gots lots of "Pussy"! Q: Why did Catwoman refuse to date Mr. Freeze? A: He gave her the cold shoulder. Q: Why can't Catwoman drive a car? A: Because she's a woman. Q: What does Catwoman put in her beverages? Q: What did Catwoman say to Spider Man? A: "Don't bug me." Q: Why did Catwoman flush the toilet? A: Because it was her duty! Q: What is a Catwomans favorite part of the joke? A: The "punch" line! Q: What is a Catwomans favorite drink? Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Green Lantern to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers. Green Lantern told him he had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder woman's apartment to see If she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!" There is a big room with four corners. In the first corner, you find Superman. In the second corner you find Batman. In the third corner you find Catwoman. And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure. In the center of the room there is a pot of gold. Q:Who gets to the pot of gold first? A: None, because none of these characters exist.

submissons by: LtanSee, reannaelizabeth Via: Life is Story I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? A literal cat burglar doesn't draw nearly as much police attention as the kind that steals jewelry, so her criminal antics have so far gone unpunished! See more cute and funny animals at I Can Has Cheezburger!Back to: Miscellaneous Jokes Q: What is a superhero's favorite part of the joke?Best Rod For Gt Fishing Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?Wedding Dress Rental Ns A: On the world wide web.House And Lot For Sale Valencia Dumaguete City Philippines Q: What's the difference between Batman and a robber? A: Batman can go into a store without robin!!

Q: When did Anakin Skywalker become evil? A: In the sith grade! Q: Whats the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn? A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness? A: A bucking horse. Q: What is Doc Ock's favorite month? Q: What is Spider-Man's favorite month? Q: What superhero uses public transportation? Q: What is Thor's favorite food? Q: What is a superhero's favorite drink? Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?They like the dark. Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team? A: He was the bat-boy. Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? A: (tune of 1960's theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!! Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly? A: Because he has BAT breath! Q: Who is the sassiest supervillain? Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed? A: Her Dark Knight gown! Q: What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day?

A: "That's mighty bigamy!" Q: What did Lex Luthor say when he did the same thing, then killed the women? A: "That's awful bigamy!" Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom? Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth? Q. "What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?" A. "An armoured car!" Q: How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project?"She's a loyal girl."That's how new Liberal leader Tony Abbott described his deputy, Julie Bishop, on Tuesday. Number one and number two ... Tony Abbott and Julie Bishop. Calling the 53-year-old former lawyer a "girl" might not go down well with many Australian women but it didn't seem to bother Bishop.The deputy, who's pledged her support to three leaders in two years, took the comment with a grain of salt and moved on.She agreed her job was all about loyalty. The party needed her to stand by whomever was in charge."It is a shame that some misunderstand the role of deputy," Bishop told reporters when asked how she'd managed to support Brendan Nelson, Malcolm Turnbull and now Abbott without being rolled herself.

Bishop explained she hadn't used the role of deputy to increase her own profile and target the top job."After the 2007 election it was clear to me that my party wanted a deputy that would work with the leader and show absolute loyalty to the leader," she said.Bishop also tried to work closely with the backbench and act as a conduit between it and the leadership team."I have sought to do that under both Brendan Nelson and Malcolm Turnbull and I've been honoured to do so," she said.Bishop later told Sky News she'd voted for Turnbull in both rounds of Tuesday's leadership ballot."I'm now serving for the party as deputy to Tony Abbott."It's a delicate dance that has impressed Acting Prime Minister Julia Gillard.On Tuesday she described it as cat-like."We spent the end of last year in what I thought were very good natured catwoman jokes," Gillard told parliament."She has one attribute, which is nine lives, and they are coming in very, very handy."Late last year Bishop made a cat-like gesture to Gillard across the despatch boxes.

"It's just a little thing that I do," she later explained.Bishop attended St Peter's Collegiate Girls' School in Adelaide before studying law at Adelaide University.She practised as a lawyer before moving to Western Australia with her husband, property developer Neil Gillion.They later divorced but Bishop stayed put. She was elected as the member for Curtin, in Perth, in 1998.Bishop is the Liberals' first female deputy leader.Who's Who lists her interests as "the arts, running and reading".While Bishop has retained the deputy leadership since 2007, it hasn't been all smooth sailing.Earlier this year, she was ridiculed after attempting to suggest Labor was opposed to women working - by quoting former Labor leader Paul Keating from 1970.In 2008, Bishop gave a speech in the parliament which included lines lifted directly, and without attribution, from an article in the Wall Street Journal.She was also accused of plagiarising a section of an essay she contributed to Liberals and Power: The Road Ahead.AAP